Date
Thursday 22nd October, 2026
Time
5 pm till late
Venue
Amazing Grace London Bridge,
9a St Thomas St, London, SE1 9RY
9a St Thomas St, London, SE1 9RY
OBITUARY
It did its best, annually.
It scoped for six weeks, tested for
one, and reported a month later. For three decades it served faithfully — once a year, whether you needed it or not. It arrived late, left early, and billed handsomely for the privilege.
one, and reported a month later. For three decades it served faithfully — once a year, whether you needed it or not. It arrived late, left early, and billed handsomely for the privilege.
By the time it found the flaw,
we’d shipped forty more. It is survived by a PDF nobody read, a wall of compliance checkboxes, and one very long scoping call.
we’d shipped forty more. It is survived by a PDF nobody read, a wall of compliance checkboxes, and one very long scoping call.
Cause of death: irrelevance. We will gather to mourn it, then get back to finding what it's missed, all these years.
Order of service
5:00 pm – 6:30 pm
Visitation
6:30 pm – 7:00 pm
Eulogies
7:00 pm – 11:00 pm
The Wake
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